Twice upon a time there lived a little girl
she was 5 foot, 310 with a head full of curls
she grew up in the hood learning how to braid hair
she sucked at school but she aint even care
fuck an education she’d rather eat chips
sit up on the couch, wit a bowl of chicken strips
her balbus lips, her crusty face, her ashy skin
her blubber waist, her dirty nails, her putrid feet
her hairy ass, and her yellow teeth
her rolls coming up out of her pants
she was weird as fuck she would always chant
the lyrics to
your beautiful
no matter what they say
I guess big girls don’t cry
From what Ive seen that’s a god damn lie
She was picked on from time to time
But she ignored them and didn’t pay em no mind
Until one day some little boy
Said hey big girl wanna play with my toys
She said ok and from there it was wrote
They was best of friends and grew so close
The young little boy fell in love with that girl
He asked her out, and said youre my world

Verse 2
Few years down the road they done had a kid
They was still young and wasn’t ready for it
So the little boy who was now a grown man
Got him a job and tried to make a plan
girl you aint gotta work, ill support our son
You just relax and try to have some fun
Just clean the house and maybe cook some food
But don’t it eat all, like you usually do
But the fat headed girl didn’t really listen
She ate the fries, biscuits and all the chicken
So the guy then yelled im hungry as shit
But your fat ass couldn’t resist?
You couldn’t save me one fuckin bite?
Im sorry but I haven’t ate all night
The ratchet bitch didn’t even care
said im the one that matters, not you dear
I work all day trying to make us a living
why do eat like everydays Thanksgiving?
She got a little mad and gave the guy a slap
And said were over you just called me fat!
As she tried to walked away, it wasn’t over like that
So he grabbed a knife, and stabbed his wife
And as she started to bleed
The blood was grease
I guess that’s the price you pay for being obese