Guess whos back with a vengeance A new theme song, and an entrance Paco tha soul assassin taco bitches is back in business Im whacker than ever now, can you tell the difference Im society to the menice and I aint quite finished Fuck these fuckin fucks fuckin fucks in the fuckin face, fuck Such a dirty mouth you would think I need a dentist, bruh! But this aint about me brushin teeth, this is just me clearing beef Turning over all new leafs, these haters now don’t say a peep This is just the introduction Here to make your body function Call you brothers, call you cousins We bout to get this party jumpin Celebratin my return Who would have thought that flame still burns Deep inside your crawdad hole Lifting spirits, take your sole Bustin nuts in a broken nose Whips and chains and a garden hose Reach new heights, and all time low That’s the way the water flows If it aint already froze I told you I was back before Welcome to the new CD Brought to you, by me

Flying in slow motion coming out from the sky A single twinkle, sparkle, a bright beam of light Opera choir in the background, its me jesus Christ And I come to save all come with me tonight Its me the lord and savior Get on your knees and do me a favor Unzip my pants and then you will see The cure to cancer, something almighty Just when you lost the last bit of hope I rose from the ashes in slow mo Now I get more kisses on my hand than the pope Im a new classic, im the holy ghost Rising from the blunt smoke in my own fashion My music is dope, go ahead and start askin Im the realest out with no doubt in my mind Im workin towards my future, leaving my past behind Chorus: I am jesus, yeah the one and only I am Jesus, yeah the fuckin homie I am Jesus, full of bologna I am Jesus, moving so slowly I am Jesus, yeah kinda boney I am Jesus, yeah im fuckin holy I am Jesus, ridin on a pony I am Jesus, forget them other phonies Please save me Jesus, I just need help Life is too hard, I cant do this by myself Well my young child just say a little prayer And by the count of 3, I shall be there Oh dear God! No bitch that’s my dad He wont ever answer you like I always have I can feed the world and one snap of my fingers And I can fart and the smell will always linger I wrote the bible You believe in me, youre all my disciples Ive been nailed up and I died on the cross Came back to life to guide all the lost Armegeddons coming soon I can promise that You know I cant lie, all I do is tell facts Just like when im bustin on all my raps I still know deep down im fuckin whack

Don’t talk to me about the prophecy Preachin bout God aint fly to me I don’t believe in religion Don’t like it, oh well, its my decision I can believe in whatever I want I can even believe im the prodigal son Angels fighting the devils hunt the weather changes to a cold front no transition from winter to summer im on the rise like a new comer im kickin the bass like a drummer making it clap like its thunder im outta my mind, I make you wonder im outta my mind, I make you wonder What in the fuck do we have here It’s the same old shit, buts it’s a brand new year If you listen close, no one cares The smell of ratchets in the air Ew its nasty, I can barely bare Compare to me its just not fair Im like bigfoot, im really rare I aint bullshittin, man I swear Chorus: Aint no ratchet Aint no trappin Just old fashioned White boy rappin Never just call me good Im great like frosted flakes Im highly misunderstood But now im here to raise the stakes What in the fuck can you say to me LOL, OMG Fuck them texts I aint here to read I came to here to make your ears bleed Fuck my verse Well fuck your life Fuck my verse Well fuck your life Shit so cold had to say it twice Shit so cold had to say it twice I tell ya what, you need to listen here The way you eating that muskateers Kinda makes you look like a queer I aint got nothing to fear Its Paco from Hawt Tacos and you need to get it straight If you aint fuckin with my music then im gonna call it hate But really I don’t give two motherfucking shits So you and your family can go eat a dick Chorus

What up motherfuckas Its ya boy Paco Got so much game You can me Johnny Bravo Paintin vivid pictures like my name was Picasso you didn’t know this is still Hawt Tacos I been dubbed as the whitest voice in rap That aint no diss, I take in pride in that In fact I really think that shit is funny I change names of my songs just to get money Truth is, I really don’t give a fuck I aint serious when I spit cuz I know I fuckin suck I just like the views on tube and getting paid for something stupid that I do I know a lot people that just cant stand me And A lot them fuckers is part of my family But what they don’t know is that im blessing Put here on this earth to keep your ass guessing Chorus: I am God’s gift to the world I am God’s gift I am better than you would ever Be in your life Verse 2 God put me here to make your life a living hell If I fail to do that, well I failed myself I cant let that happened, not ever in my life I was born to be a demon, welcome to the dark side Attending dinners, with the sinners Clockin in, and countin figures Eatin innards in the winter Blood flowin like a river Murking these rhymes like a serial killer This that all beef, no fake, no fillers Bet your bottom dollar this that real fucking shit From the walk to the talk to the rhymes I spit Worship me as I walk through the church Im a gift from God, since the day I was birthed Most would disagree and have to call me a curse Call me what you want, and try to do your worst Im separating seas Bringing people to their knees Make em say a prayer while they worship me

Rockin out with my cock out till die Call me an insect, im way too fly You didn’t know im one hell of a guy? I live fastfoward, while you on standby I make songs about lifetime advancements While you make songs about how tight your pants is Faggot ass, swaggin ass, half rappin ass tricks Clothes so tight you remind me of a bitch It’s the darker days where kids are havin kids No one has a job, unless you work for the government Shits so twisted it kinda makes us all sick Death is an option, lets call it quits Fuck this world, and the life we live All I know is somethins gotta give Depression sets in and were all unhappy Fight to get ahead Its truly fucking crappy Chorus: Im the shit, yes I know this Do you see the big picture Im a true historian, taking yall back to the past like delorians Who you gonna call, ghostbusters? Nah you gonna call me to deal wit all these motherfuckers Hoe I tell you, im the way in the life Darkness don’t prevail cuz I shine so bright Luminatin skies when I walk by You would have thought it was a spirit in the sky Why you tryna act like your holy? Thinking you god or some shit? Man you just a phony The power of Christ compels you I’ll hold this cross to your face, your goin to hell dude Verse 3 Im the righteous one up in this bitch Im the chosen one, I guess I was picked Destined to do what I was supposed to Lead the people away from the evil Saving all the kids from the weak shit Its that high power movement you just cant miss You know what they say, ignorance is bliss I don’t give a shit Nah I don’t give a fuck I do what I do and I do what I want Im high off myself I don’t need any blunts Im that motherfucker that’ll punch you in your cunt Call your mom a bitch As I take a big old dump

I feel so empty Nobody gets me I feel like dying Cutting my wrist Writing about this Moment as we speak Bangs in my eyes Dark dark dark dark Skinny jeans Heartbreak and disappointment i set up an appointment cuz my sadness is getting the best of me

Ive seen the darker side of things ive seen the light with angel wings ive seen it all come crashing down ive seen it all when your not around everything you see can vanish right before your eyes gone so quick you never had a chance to say goodbye I learned that one Spring when my grandmother died Seen her the day before and I knew something wasn’t right Its been a couple years, but I can still feel the pain inside Everyday I wish she still was alive Chorus: (X2) Look to heavens and ask god why You try to hear an answer, but he never does reply What a fucking life to live When we all die in the end We grow so close together Even though nothing last forever Verse 2 I lost all my friends cuz they tried to do me wrong I dealing with that bullshit, sorry, be gone Fuck you, fuck him, fuck her, fuck all them I don’t need nobody im clearly fine by myself Who needs people when they really bad for your health Fallin out, movin on, I know this seems like a sad song That’s just cuz it is, and im just speakin that real shit Its all about when that depression sets in Its kinda hard finding a new beginning Life sucks and then you die I wish that shit was a lie but its not, I speak the truth the world today will fuck the youth the evils in the way lets take it out like a wisdom tooth Chorus Verse 3 Working 9-5s everyday of your life You follow this routine until your time passes by Before you even know it, you missed out on your life Your kids done grew up within a blink of an eye You cant tell the days apart Because theyre all the same you see Your blind to reality cuz you never followed your dreams Now you there thinking where did all the time go Depression sets in and now you begin to feel so low Unhappy in life so you tried to make a change But the idea of something new just seems strange You aint used to this so you go back to the old ways Where you’ll sit and rot and think, until the end of your days Chorus

Aint to many that can do it like me I make it look simple like 123 Abcd followed by the e F,G, h,i J K..Lmno P Qrstu V WX now Y, Z Now I just said my ABCs I make this shit look so easy Hit em with the mac Followed by the cheese Words sting like a bunch of beez You got it locked Well I got the keys Your sky stays blue While mine stays green This aint no script But I stay on the scene I been fresh to death Since 1993’ Check it Chorus (the alphabet)5X Verse 2 A is for apple, B is for bitch C is for crack, and D is for Dick! Ill with the rhymes I gotta em all sick Oil on my tongue got me talkin real slick I aint no magician, but I can show you a trick Abracadabra I turned your sack into a brick I aint no genie, but you can have one wish I guess it came true when I started to spit Pacos back up in this bitch the one and only, the curse and the gift all things great, and a piece of shit I guess that’s what they call me, man Chorus (X5)

Walked out my house Then to my car Back to my house cuz I forgot to shut the door Started up my car Then I drove away Im off to the store So I can eat today Walked around to find some food Got some ground beef and some fruit Strolled around get a drink Quench my thirst is all I could think found some juice now im good on my way back to the hood walk into the check out line pay for these, its all fine Chorus (5X) A day in the life of a ratchet man A man with a quite simple plan All he does is want to eat Get on home quick and prop his feet Sit back and enjoy some food Hes a quite simple kind of dude Verse 2 Standing in this line, man im waitin forever a fuckin dumb bitch is workin at the cash register patience is runnin low man I gotta fuckin go my stomachs growling, I can hear if I don’t get food ya’ll will fear the inner demon that hides within the monster whos tolerance runs paper thin the beast that’ll feast on your children im an animal when it comes to this a little African when it comes to this so can you donate your 50 cents Im starving like marvin Eatin out of mother natures garden Chorus Verse 3 This that first of the month All the cookies are gone Bitches have no shame Their hair lookin untamed Greasy non the less Lookin like a bird’s nest Makes me want to puke inside Pass on out like phermaladhide Ice cream and mountain dew Carts full of twinkies too Hoodlum bitches at store Tank tops and smelly shorts EBT so they eat for free These dirty ass people are Nast y Chorus

Twice upon a time there lived a little girl she was 5 foot, 310 with a head full of curls she grew up in the hood learning how to braid hair she sucked at school but she aint even care fuck an education she’d rather eat chips sit up on the couch, wit a bowl of chicken strips her balbus lips, her crusty face, her ashy skin her blubber waist, her dirty nails, her putrid feet her hairy ass, and her yellow teeth her rolls coming up out of her pants she was weird as fuck she would always chant the lyrics to your beautiful no matter what they say I guess big girls don’t cry From what Ive seen that’s a god damn lie She was picked on from time to time But she ignored them and didn’t pay em no mind Until one day some little boy Said hey big girl wanna play with my toys She said ok and from there it was wrote They was best of friends and grew so close The young little boy fell in love with that girl He asked her out, and said youre my world Verse 2 Few years down the road they done had a kid They was still young and wasn’t ready for it So the little boy who was now a grown man Got him a job and tried to make a plan girl you aint gotta work, ill support our son You just relax and try to have some fun Just clean the house and maybe cook some food But don’t it eat all, like you usually do But the fat headed girl didn’t really listen She ate the fries, biscuits and all the chicken So the guy then yelled im hungry as shit But your fat ass couldn’t resist? You couldn’t save me one fuckin bite? Im sorry but I haven’t ate all night The ratchet bitch didn’t even care said im the one that matters, not you dear I work all day trying to make us a living why do eat like everydays Thanksgiving? She got a little mad and gave the guy a slap And said were over you just called me fat! As she tried to walked away, it wasn’t over like that So he grabbed a knife, and stabbed his wife And as she started to bleed The blood was grease I guess that’s the price you pay for being obese

Verse 1 Woke up feeling fine as hell Fresh to death cant you tell I went downstairs to brush my teeth Looked in the mirror and what do I see My own reflection lookin back at me God damn im lookin way to fly This shit I got on, you cant afford to buy My style is one thing, but my talents the next Musically inclined and im great at sex Not just good, but damn near the best At anything I ever do I can simply show you Put to me to any test I’ll blow you away like ive done the rest Shining like diamonds Walk in slow motion Do what I say, like simon Im the potion The cure The hunger, for more Blessed me who walks this Earth Hopes for the best, but expects the worst Positive, I try to stay Negative, can go away My thoughts are clear and intentions are right So im here to shed some light Cuz the world is the dark and the world is cold Spread the love and make it shine like gold Don’t wait too late cuz you might get old And before you know There aint no hope Its gone with the wind, my friend so be like me and show some love open hearts is what im thinkin of without me the world is doomed (Chorus) I am inspiration Inspiration I am inspiration Inspiration I….Am….Inspiration! Inspiration I…Am…Inspiration Verse 2 Wake up in the morning feelin like p.diddy I tell you to your face man, your attitude is shitty Don’t come around here wit that motherfuckin drama Cuz I’ll slap you and your motherfuckin mama I know what your thinkin Im way too contradicting Cuz I said spread the love And here I am kickin and hitting Wheres the love in that? But sometimes people need smacked I do it for a real good cause My secrets hid within the sauce My ingredients to overcome I used to finish last but now im always number one Im naturally gifted And naturally lifted Weeded out and sifted All the bullshit ya shitted Here I stand on my feet I made it through, grinded all my beefs Turned over all new leaves Made some better choices Muted hated voices Im settin the standard for which it seems Im the guy who chased his dreams Life aint about the destination It’s the journey we take Make that a notation (Chorus) Verse 3 Woke up in the middle of the night Cuz i had some scary dream I dreamt that I was evil And I was never born to do this thing Cold sweats running down my cheek I felt weary and kind of weak So I got up off my knees Went to kitchen to get a drink And then to bathroom to get a cold rag All the while I couldn’t help but see An angel in the mirror lookin back at me An image of myself, it couldn’t be But it was and I just couldn’t believe That I am so heavenly When people wish upon a star They wish to me cuz from a far I shine so bright and they mistaken me but still grant wishes like a genie im giving the people the hope they need im truly a different kind of breed im one that wrote the book on how to live life, so take a look chapter one begins like this it involves you are willing to commit? Leave the bad and the ignorant And all that fuckin bullshit Come with me and I’ll take you home Away from this world you can be alone im the greatest inspiration behind every single God’s creation with my ways and point of view ill lead this nation and help pull it through (Chorus)

Verse 1 Im sure by now, you prolly think im on somethin But that aint the case, im just fuckin around for nothing I did this shit to get some views on the tube An easy way for me to make some extra revenue A lot drunk times hanging out in the summer Bustin’ these flows like a rising new comer Freestyling wit a drunken ass slow flow Thinkin we cool by putting on a show Layed a few random bars in between Sober thoughts and our heavy drinking Laughin at each others punchlines in the mix Always rappin’ about bitches on our fuckin dicks It was all whack but we aint give no shits This was just us being dumb and ignorant The end result was pencil to paper Now we all thinkin we all great rapers I mean rappers Chorus It was just us being dumb and retarded This how me rappin all got started Drunken whack flows Drunken whack flows It was just us being dumb and retarded This how me rappin all got started Verse 2 My aunt bought me a dollar mic from the Goodwill A way to record my shitty rappin skills So id like to thank her for makin this happen Now the whole world can hear my ass rappin Teamed up with my old friend Hawt Karl Made a huge hit about a tigers growl This whole rap thing is just a big joke I only want some money cuz im way too broke I felt like why cant I make dough Shitty music always playin on the radio So to me it seemed this was gonna work out My shit ass music was bout to turn out But this is right here is my last attempt If I don’t blow up now then im never rappin again And I mean that from the deepest part of my heart my whole career will end up as a stank ass fart

*sobs